Pregnancy Fashion Gripes

14. February 2007 | Category Humour |

Ok, so only pregnant women should model maternity clothes. I’m getting fed up of seeing normal models with a cushion strapped to their stomachs modeling maternity clothes. You see some of you may not know this but it’s not just your belly that grows when you’re pregnant it’s like nearly everything! Getting bigger boobs was kind of fun but when I went to put on my trousers today I could hardly get them on. Not because of my large stomach, no, because of my huge behind!!! It’s really confronting. People keep telling me I’m also getting a healthy round face i.e. a double chin. My boyfriend tells me I’m beautiful… note… no longer sexy (ok maybe I’m a bit sensitive). By the end of this pregnancy I will have experienced many different body types these past 2 years so I’ll be following my own advice. It’s loose fitting trousers, pencil skirts and tailored dresses for me for now. Embrace the big butt.

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